Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now: Directed by Joel Gallen. I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. People see me, whenever they see me anywhere, theyre like: Dance Ellen, dance. And Im like Im getting a mammogram. Now, its still on the wrong side because Ive just pulled around. With Ellen DeGeneres. Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. DeGeneres sent an email to staffers at "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" on. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. Thank God, Ellen. Gillian: And it didn't happen. Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up El libro esta en la biblioteca. Im And Im kind, Im a good person. Thats good good advice. But So Ive had this pain and I went to gosee a podiatrist and so he looks at mypods and he said that He said: You have a neuroma. And I said: You have a neuroma. I said that to him. Yeah. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. Thank you so much. Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. This show features Ellen doing the brand of comedy which made her famous, as she focuses on the sort of everyday problems and quirks to which we can all relate. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. I should leave him., I think were all looking for signs because were all looking for validation that were on the right path. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Its like [crowd laughs] Doing the bathmat scoot. After vowing that she does like the star, she was informed by her executive producer that she was,. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. Yeah. This is my homework for my online Spanish. Mazel tov. The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. Section 107, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. I mean, its amazing. We are all the same and we are all relatable. Like What is Aspirin? I cant No. Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. For the college grads, I want to salute you for getting your degree in science, history or whatever youre graduating in. Fair use is permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Im bringing back some classic punchlines this week. What time of day is good for a lesbian? So [claps] Yeah, and then I get on the air in the first season. I love that phrase. The "Ellen DeGeneres Show" is currently in its 18th season and will end after Season 19. Thats what Ive noticed. Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. No. [crowd laughs] -Why? Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) And I wantedto understand this. Shes actually She is my friend and shehid that from me. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. Thank you very much! But I really For a few minutes there it really seemed like it was goingwell and I thought everyone in Hollywoodthats closeted is gonna come out after me I pictured like a stampede of wildelephants like every closeted actor andactress in Hollywood But instead, they were like littlemeerkats coming out of their little meerkat closets. Thats the thing about the internet and social media has changed all of our lives. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. Become a freelancer and work on your own terms. Make your content more accessible to people with disabilities. Id like someonealready in there before I get in therewaiting. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. Maybe its time you try gay. Every time wed go get a dollars worth of gas so Im like: Just fill it up once, just And Ilook back now and Im like: Oh, we were poor. Thats why. She may not be gay. But then, you know, the years went on and people watched the show and liked the show saw that I was the same person I was before plus I started giving stuffaway and people love free stuff. He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. Yes, Im enjoying it. Cause Id like it to come out right. Its just so Im filled withanxiety when they come up to the table and they just come up and: And thelady will have? But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. You cant do anything about it, its a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes. He said: Do you wear like soft-soled shoes, like tennis shoes? Im gonna prescribe you pot and a pet.. On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, or maybe tomorrow or the day after that. Fine dining. -Hows the dining? Oh, and the hummus was good. If I go in there and if I dont have any money on me and theyretrying to hand me the towel I feel like: No, thank you. I mean everybody warned me. Theres no reason to change them really when they dont get dirty. Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. Excellent choice. I hate when they say excellent choice right after me. We all had to have a tall friend to reach things for us. And then Ill do yoga on the pier. Shes your friend, shes my friend. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. Andy, do you want to add anything? I know when Im feeling down and Im looking for inspiration, I turned to the Dalai Lama who said, Never lose faith in the truth. Ellen Degeneres: (03:17) [gasps] Happy birthday Like: What was my choice? Speech-to-Text API for pre-recorded audio, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition engine. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. I love being vegan. [crowd claps] My favorite expression is, best thing since sliced bread. Really, Is that the benchmark right there? 2 Mar. Update this biography I roll it real tight. Under Title 17 U.S.C. I had no idea I was in a cage. And so I had to move out of the place we were living cause I couldnt afford to live there anymore. ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. I think it sounded like that. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. Ellen's show experienced a hiatus from mid-December 2020 to mid-January 2021. I say 10B, does a plane go back thatfar? Ellen DeGeneres' Celebrity Supporters and Detractors Which appeared to be news to Ellen. Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. Im the be-kind girl. And the green beans on the side. Andy Lassner: (08:16) -Fine. [crowd laughs] They try to be so fancy when you go intothe fine dining. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. I was hoping for more of a really. But it was really. Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? In the end, everything will be all right. Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. Host Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. Ellen Degeneres: (00:19) [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. Does it work? I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus, alumini, aluminum, alumis; you . Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now has been transferred to disc in the full-frame aspect ratio of 1.33:1, and the audio has been mastered in Dolby Digital Surround. Cause I used to writeall the time. Here it is. Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" came to an end on Thursday, wrapping a 19-season run. I dont know I am still gay by the way. Andy Lassner: (06:25) But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. We should be on our own path. But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. Its like, a whole bodega is set upin there. I was healthier than Id ever been. Lea Thompson. I love you. Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. Every single thing, he remembered. They believe we are spiritual beings having a material experience in thematerial world and the mantra that theysay is: Know the truth. And the truth is, there is no pain unless you give it pain with your mind. Flatten it out. They insist on memorizing your order. She has won 30 Emmys, 20 People's Choice Awards (more than any other person), and numerous other awards for her work and charitable efforts. Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? I said: Yes, thats what I wear. He goes: Thats the wrong kind of shoe foryou. And to the college grads out there, as I mentioned, I did not graduate from college, but I went for almost two weeks so I get it. And my dad told me to know the truthand I said: Well the truth is My bone is exposing its material-self to the material world. Delicious, as a matter fact but when I went into the bathroom I was all alone. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now YouTube Movies & TV Comedy 2003 Buy TV-PG Ellen - Here and Now - Go-gurt redsoxfanification 16K views 10 years ago Ellen - walks into sliding glass. Theyre flying and they think theyve got it all but they dont. And Thats when you grow. I gotta get home to feed my cats. And She said: Oh, how many cats do you have? And I said: Three. And she goes: Oh, you area lesbian. [crowd claps] I said: I got news for you,thats not what makes you a lesbian, its Nuts Its other stuff. -It is? And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. 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